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1. Make an igloo
2. Go to a zoo
3. Adopt a monkey
4. Convince at least three two people one person that my name is Joseph
5. Stay up all night in the open access centre a public access centre that's open 24/7.
6. Buy a pink phone
7. Watch all six Star Wars films non stop
8. Buy, and wear correctly for one week, day of the week socks
9. Go to the Natural History museum
10. Go stand outside a London film premiere
11. Finish “Neurotic.”
12. Find pink boots that fit me and don’t break
13. Remember the name of THAT book (Beyond The Midnight Mountains, Frank Clarke)
14. Learn how to do more versions of Cat’s Cradle
15. Learn to juggle FIVE balls
16. Melt a Cadbury’s Crème Egg
16a. Make Cadbury’s Crème Egg Chocolate Crispies
17. Go to Disneyland
18. Do my grade 8
19. Find out if that kid ever found the Rowntree
20. See “Monster’s Inc.”, “The Little Mermaid”, “The Jungle Book”, “Sleeping Beauty” and “The Aristocats.”
21. Go to “Mornington Crescent” and take a photo
22. Write a novel
23. Learn a new musical instrument
24. Ride a camel
25. Make a short film
26. Write a fan letter to someone I don’t know
27. Throw a TV out of at-least-a-first-floor window
28. Write a fan letter to someone I do know
29. Make a five-floor house of cards
30. Visit a haunted house
*Going by the universal constant theory that turning old means turning thirty.
- Location:Bedroom
- Mood:
accomplished - Music:On Fire - Switchfoot
- Mood: accomplished
- Music:James Carrington - Ache
I don't think I can do that... morally.
Who wants to come with me next year?
I don't open up much to my parents. And then when I tried to this morning, they started talking about something else. Thaaaaaaaanks. Right there. That's why you're so awesome.
Urgh.
Instead of bonobos.
Maybe it would have upped my readerage.
So.
BOOBIES!
Please comment accordingly. :)
- Been working on and off for the NHS. Yay for my criminal record check working in the area wherever. Not got any temping lined up for this week, which is groovy, because I like free time. I also like money, so I hope my agent calls me soon.
- Visited a zoo. I love bonobos and giant tortoises.
- had a pretty bad hamster craving. I want a new hamster.
- been reliably informed if I get a hamster, Mia will eat it. Sigh.
- Raptor-proofed the spare room.
- written a crazy amount of stuff, maybe five hundred thousand words, none of it redeemable. Stracyzynski said he wrote a million and binned them before he was happy with his writing. I've got to have written a million words now, right?
- found my first grey hair. Wail. I'm too young to die.
- taken a day to go cold-turkey from the Internet, and I didn't die. Huh.
- collected a LOT of anecdotes about prisoners and mental health people. Ask me sometime.
- fainted while blowing up a balloon. Dammit!
- gotten more shallow! YAY!
- had awesome dreams because I haven't been sleeping enough.
- discovered I am an awesome pie maker. Ask me for one sometime!
- decided that when I die I could be a grim reaper, yes?
- taught Mia to run out the front door to a countdown.
- booked tickets to Japan via Paris. FINALLY going abroad. Yay.
- also had a whole hotel room just for me booked by my bro. Yay!
- been learning how to shoot things myself. (With a camcorder, not a gun.)
- gotten TWO new second cousins, in the space of three months, from the same (male) cousin. Oh, yes.
- eaten WAY too many cookies. But cookies = win.
- put off doing my diversity/equality homework. *embarrassed* Normally I love homework but this is the poopy kind you would get from PSE. Boooo.
- blogged more about SPN that anything. But Show is remarkable, and some of the best writers love Show too. <3
- watched Legally Blonde: The Musical more times than is humanly safe.
Tl;dr? Summary = my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
All people in couples have to go in hiding.
Any who are discovered in public can be shot during the daylight hours.
C'mon. It'll be fun.
And it'll stop millions of lonely people who are normally strong and confident and happy from feeling inadequate and like total failures because they don't conform to a stupid commerical creation.
And there'll be some pretty awesome violence.
And people will stop rubbing balloons in my face. I love balloons. I love them more when they are not in my face, stealing my static.
But why did someone send me a picture of Plato?
Sorry dudes. :(
Yes, I know it's opposite Being Human, but BH you can watch on iPlayer.
Dudes and dudettes of my flist, please go for Supernatural. Or. Um. Well, it's your loss!
Best thing on the Internet. Whoever won the Internet this week just got it stolen.
